Just Another World
Don't Mind .. It's Just Another World !
Gabriel | taken ♥ | 18 (almost 19) | Fuckin' Nuts | Metal Addicted (Specially SoaD) | Beer Beer | влюбленный | Russia Lover | Gamer |
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Video reblogged from Serve in Heaven or rule in Hell[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
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Audio post reblogged from valar morghulis, valar dohaeris
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]This track has had 1,316 playsThe Rains Of Castamere by The National☼ Game of Thrones soundtrack: The Rains of Castamere
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Chat reblogged from BRUTAL FUCKING METAL
- POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
- THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
- HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
- FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
- VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
- DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
- BLACK METAL: The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
- GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
- DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
- PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
- GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
- NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
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Photo reblogged from Serve in Heaven or rule in Hell
Poderia escrever livros dissertando sobre o seu sorriso. Livros esses de quinhentas, seiscentas páginas. Cada capítulo contando sobre um tipo: seu sorriso tímido; o sorriso de bom dia; até mesmo aquele sorrisinho amarelo de quando eu faço uma piadinha sem graça. Em cada página, explicaria o quão inspirador teu simples ato de repuxar os lábios e mostrar-me teus dentes é pra mim. Ah, seus lábios… Faria um epílogo sobre sua maciez e doçura, do seu encaixe perfeito com os meus, talvez grossos e rudes demais… Mas os seus, os seus não! São doces, perfeitos, vermelhos, convidativos. Quando os repuxa e me abre um sorriso sapeca, tenho epifanias e percebo claramente que vivo por teus lábios, por teu sorriso. Vivo para admirá-los, amá-los, beijá-los e tê-los. E ser feliz, mostrar-lhe meus dentes e meu sorriso que disseste-me que não é muito menos inspirador. E nem poderia, ou não seria digna de beijar-lhe… Apenas as mais sortudas puderam sentir teu gosto, e tenho o prazer de dizer que serei a última.
